Samsung is the South Korean mega-conglomerate that started life in 1938 selling noodles and fish (yes, really) before deciding gadgets were more profitable, and now they basically own the Android universe with Galaxy phones, TVs that cost more than a used car, and enough semiconductors to power your wildest dreams. They're the ultimate jack-of-all-trades chaebol, building everything from foldable phones that crease like bad origami to skyscrapers and ships, all while throwing shade at Apple with "innovation" like S-Pens and eight cameras because one rear shooter is for quitters.
On the woke front, Samsung is quietly sliding into the club with a full DEI office, employee resource groups (including a Pride one hiding in Texas because Korea might not approve), endless ESG reports about going carbon neutral while churning out plastic bricks, and that corporate favorite "belonging" push that makes sure everyone feels included right before they ask you to work overtime.
